Stayed up until 5 a.m. to watch the World Cup final, wasn't really worth it.  Penalty shoot off?  Bummer!

   What's the big deal about Zidane's head butt?  In American football or hockey, that would be considered a love tap!

   This soccer stuff is a little baffling to me.  They all look like a bunch of fairies running around with their arms in the air to show the ref that they're not fouling anyone.  Give 'em helmets and shoulder pads and let 'em knock the crap out of each other!  That's the American way! 

   (This is pretty tongue-in-cheek, a true sportsman should have shrugged off the slurs, right?).